I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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