she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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