didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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