hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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