He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?