Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face