Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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