It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I smell stomach acid.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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