i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
zippers are such a cool invention
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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