I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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