last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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