You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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