The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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