3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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