Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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