Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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