Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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