covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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