Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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