Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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