I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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