i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You can make out without kissing
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