I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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