I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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