My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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