Sponge bath it is.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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