Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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