I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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