do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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