My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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