my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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