I must be too annoying 4 u.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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