What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
