For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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