On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
