I think I just saw someone hide a body.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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