I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You pole danced in your parka.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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