I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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