oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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