Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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