I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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