Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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