i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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