Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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