Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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