I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
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listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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