no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm really busy with my period
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