There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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