is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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