He had one of those small greek statue penises
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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