playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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