Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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