I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
