I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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