something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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