I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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