If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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