the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Lo siento on account of my penis...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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