just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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